Monday, January 25, 2010

Shipping Gary Coleman Back to Mr. Drummond

Consider the Gary Coleman mugshot on Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day

"What you talkin' 'bout, Stevie?"

Did you know that bubble wrap is 50 years old today? Yes, Monday, January 25, 2010 marks the 50th birthday of the ubiquitous packing material that made shipping fragile items that much easier. Little did engineers Alfred Fielding and Marc Chavannes know back in 1960 that the product Sealed Air Corporation would be so much fun to pop, pop, pop.

What are you doing on Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day?

I’ll tell you what I’m doing. Shipping fragile items is the primary task for which bubble wrap exists, so I’ve taken it upon myself to figure out how much it will cost to ship Gary Coleman, payday loans in hand. In light of the recent Gary Coleman mugshot, he needs help. I’m planning to ship him from his current hometown of Santaquin, Utah (ZIP Code 84655) to the Washington Heights area of Manhattan, New York (10031). That is where I imagine Mr. Drummond’s condo is located. If it’! ;s true that Gary Coleman is about 4-foot-8 and let’s say 120 pounds, then the FedEx price to ship this fragile cargo would be as follows (not counting all the bubble wrap you buy on Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day: … click here to read the rest of the article titled “Shipping Gary Coleman Back to Mr. Drummond



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