It's likely that Sandra Bullock's divorce may possibly equal bye bye Sunny James

Sandra Bullock’s divorce was lead to be a series of blunders by Jesse James. The reason it is a “Sandra Bullock divorce” is because the Mr. Might-be-Nazi-Sympathetic Motorcycle Guy isn’t worth all of the extra plastic letters at the bottom of the marquee. He might buy his own if he had short term installment loans for bad credit. But seriously, Jesse James could lose a lot more than Sandra Bullock in this whole nasty Bombshell McGee/Nazi pictures scenario. According to Fox News, James’ former porn star ex Janine Lindemulder has filed to regain custody of her 6-year-old daughter Sunny, who has been in the custody of Bullock and James. There should be smiles all around for sunny considering Lindemulder has been living in a halfway house after being released from a tax evasion jail term even though the Sandra Bullock divorce might make the court glance at James with disfavor, right?

Sandra Bullock really should definitely divorce him and give Sunny a good home

Typically it isn’t the best idea to take a child from her biological parents and would also normally not be allowed by law, but remember: Justice is blind and selling pencils on the street corner with a dancing monkey. Sandra Bullock could provide a stable home for Sunny. She has all the financial resources she needs, and she will now own half of Jesse James’ empire.

Gavel bangs, bongos play, and Jesse James heads off searching for payday installment loans.

The last stand of Jesse James

The convicted felon is always within the lead in the real world, unfortunately. Now that Jesse James’ common sense is gone, California Family Law attorney Lisa Meyer told Fox that Lindemulder has “a strong case”.

“This definitely raises concerns about Jesse and just how all of this could impact his parenting — whether he was spending enough time with his daughter (throughout the apparent affair) and gives Janine a foot within the door to fight for custody,” Meyer said. “The court may appoint a minor counsel for the child, and the judge would need to take a second look and see what is going on under the surface.”

A Sandra Bullock divorce would make James look “flaky,” says Meyer.

Also, Janine Lindermulder’s crime was only tax evasion. Some argue how the IRS is even unconstitutional, but that will be a story for another day. Various sources claim Lindemulder’s actually a good mom and that James only went after custody since Sandra Bullock and Sunny had bonded and Sandra wants to be a mom. Bullock’s rep states that’s all “categorically false,” and James is keeping his mouth shut, which is probably a good idea.

He may profess his love for Idi Amin, for anything we know.